John as Elvis defending the suicide hotline (Dramatic - 33 sec)

John as Elvis telling Dawn-Joy she can share the door the suicide hotline (Dramatic - 16 sec)

John as Elvis trying to stop Dawn-Joy from filming a gotcha video of him (Dramatic - 13 sec)

John as Elvis giving in to Dawn-Joy to stop the her filming a gotcha video of him (Dramatic - 27 sec)

John as a defeated Elvis placating Dawn-Joy's every whim (Dramatic - 32 sec)

Snips of John as John Faiella from the Eephus teaser trailer (Comedy - 8 secs)

John as Jonathan Fischer explaining the night he found a headless alien on I-195 (Dramatic - 25 sec)

John as Jonathan Fischer explaining the night he found a headless alien on I-195 (Dramatic - 31 sec)

John as Jonathan Fischer explaining the night he found a headless alien on I-195 (Dramatic - 29 sec)

John as Moka Joe clipped from The Red Reina teaser trailer

John as Bernie Davis a desperate Christmas tree salesman on December 24th. (Dramatic - 16 sec)

John as Bernie Davis a desperate Christmas tree salesman on December 24th. (Dramatic - 22 sec)

John as Bernie Davis a desperate Christmas tree seller serenades his final tree December 24th. (Dramatic - 55 sec)

John as Professor Stallcroft an Alien Aficionado in Into The Rubyverse (Parody/Product Promo - 22 sec)

John as Booker, a sleazy real estate developer/porn distributor making a final pitch to a reluctant seller. (Dramatic - 31 sec)

John as Booker, a sleazy real estate developer/porn distributor discussing a deal with his assistant. (Dramatic - 29 sec)

Sheriff Cobb's monologue from the western, Silverado. (Serio-comic - w/ Southern Accent - 1 min 46 sec)

John as Ben Tuck confronting his wife on the set of a dating/reality show where she's a contestant (Comedic - 35 sec)

John as Ben Tuck, his "Confessional Shot" about his wife's ongoing antics. (Comedic - 35 sec)

John as Buddy telling the story of how his brother he came to need a caretaker (Comedic - 12 sec)

John as Buddy explaining his duties as his brother's caretaker (Comedic - 28 sec)

John as Cpt. Jeremiah explains what he's learned about love and marriage. (Dramatic - 30 sec) (Scottish Accent)

Clip of John performing Cassius' "The Fault Dear Brutus" monologue from Act 1 Sc. 3 of the Shakespeare tragedy (Dramatic - 45 sec) (Non-Descript Shakespeare Accent)

John as Butch Rhodes spots an enemy organization's tattoo and bugs out w Jeannie. (Dramatic - 10 sec) (NY Accent)

John as Cpt. Jeremiah telling a tale of a night at the pub (Comedic - 14 sec) (Scottish Accent)

John as Butch Rhodes says goodbye to Jeannie before facing his nemesis. (Dramatic - 21 sec) (NY Accent)

John as Cpt. Jeremiah learns of Lucia's untimely death. (Dramatic - 29 sec) (Scottish Accent)

John as Butch Rhodes faces down Netvor Krim and talks smack. (Dramatic - 22 sec) (NY Accent)

John as Butch Rhodes tells Jeannie their options before as they hunt for Cutter (Dramatic - 13 sec) (NY Accent)

John as Cpt. Jeremiah learns of Lucia's untimely death. (Dramatic - 7 sec) (Scottish Accent)

John as Cpt. Jeremiah explains what he's learned about love and marriage. (Dramatic - 34 sec) (Scottish Accent)