SILVER AGE; COLONY; BURNING AT BOTH ENDS; KINJIKO; EMILY FLUTTERS; VICE...

Hopelessly square high school principal admonishes the student body against "social statements" prior to a visit by President Gerald Ford.

Gay antique shop owner has a spat with his partner over a change of decor.

Priest marrying Giselle and Blaylock is blithely unaware that Blaylock's seething, jilted lover is in the congregation.

Russian double-agent Andrian Lazarey is contacted by Sydney and Michael.

An old man's romantic memories are triggered by the sight of a beautiful young woman.

Jaded and cynical Agrestic town judge has to let Nancy's son Silas off with a light sentence.

Sleazy insurance salesman has a few too many, gets offensive with prospective buyers. (IMPROV).

Small-town sheriff is really a creepy child-kidnapper. Arrives at hideout with his victim, tries to connect.

Caretaking husband of alzheimer's-affected wife wrangles with his son about putting her in a rest home.

Con man springs his trap: tells heist-partner he owns the house they've been "burgling."

The maverick chess champion's sympathetic lawyer visits his client in jail.

Mouthy old codger pushes scary biker-thug too far, gets badly beaten.

Asylum keeper reveals to a new staffer that he's been imprisoned by inmates, one of whom has been impersonating him.

Various scenes and styles: Indy film: alcoholic insurance salesman (improv); "24:" Jack's confidante (drama); "Alias:" Russian double-double agent (action); "That 70's Show:" tight-ass midwestern school principal (comedy); AFI thesis film: suspicious priest (drama); Indy film: kidnapper/molester (mystery).